Baby Gifts Cigars
Posted in gift on 05/02/2009 11:07 pm by admin
The Thoughtful Wife?
George the Postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same neighbourhood, come rain or shine.
At the first house, he was greeted by the whole family applauding him, and sent on his way with a bulging gift envelope. At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine. At the third house, he left with a box of Havana Cigars.
At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde stunner in a baby–doll nightie, who took him upstairs to the bedroom and treated him to thebest sex of his life. Afterwards she led him to the kitchen and cooked him breakfast.
As the stunning woman poured the coffee, the postman noticed a dollar bill next to his cup. “What’s the money for?”
he asked.
“Oh,” the stunner replies.
“Last night I told my Husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat.
He said, “F*ck him. Give him aDollar.”
“But Breakfast was my idea.” says stunner.
Awesome! Love it!
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