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Here’s the list of Republican obsessions since President Obama took office and why the GOP lost. Agree?

Here’s the list of Republican obsessions since President Obama took office: that his birth certificate is supposedly fake, he uses a teleprompter too much, he bowed to a Saudi guy, Europeans like him, he gives inappropriate gifts, his wife shamelessly flaunts her upper arms, and he shook hands with Hugo Chavez and slipped him the nuclear launch codes.

You forgot the dog. And the pizza.

But look at all the money the Republicans saved by cutting flu pandemic preparedness from the economic stimulus package. ∠°)

Hugo Chavez’s ‘Diplomatic Theater’: Obama Upstaged by Chavez Photo Op at Summit of the Americas